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Brownie bump

Snorting cocaine off of a individuals anus
See also brown eye Betty and brown eye Benny
No better to start a night than a brownie bump
by Even more me than all of you February 3, 2013
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Slap Bump

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018
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Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
mugGet the Bumped the kerbmug.

Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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bumping knees

To be playful. But also can mean you have interests in that girl/boy.
Omg Susie was bumping knees today with Kyle does she like him?
by Calhoun11 January 5, 2016
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Trump bumping

1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.

2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.

- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
by Flabbertyflibbit March 1, 2023
mugGet the Trump bumpingmug.

Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.
Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.
by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014
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