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Definitions by Butler069

Bumped the kerb 

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
Bumped the kerb by Butler069 September 23, 2016

Kicked over trifle 

Hey Dave, did you get in that girls pants the other night?
Yeah, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but her snatch looked like a kicked over trifle!
Kicked over trifle by Butler069 September 23, 2016