Pocket Blimp

When you have a boner so big that you can see it through a guys pants from like 20 yards away.

“Holy shit! Did you see Josh’s pocket blimp?!”

by BonierRope February 15, 2020

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Simp Blimp

a blimp full of simps

All aboard the simp blimp

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

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Molly Blomgren

Typical white bitch who does tik tok dances even though she'll never be famous as she sucks at dancing.

I'm bored, maybe I'll be like molly blomgren and start dancing.

by gsfdsfdghfgd November 2, 2020

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limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

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cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021

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An Elin Blomqvist is a person who can't stand being alone. She is very social, but she needs her best friend to feel comfortable. She gets all the girls, but she is not lesbian. A typical Elin Blomqvist often lies about her identity, she is in fact an immigrant with heritage from middle eastern countries. Her real name is Fatima Mohammed. Elin Blomqvists all have a really weird fetish, putting cucumbers in their eyes with POO in their face.

Euw, who is that girl with poo on her face?

Oh, that's just Elin Blomqvist

by fulmensexig December 6, 2021

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