Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.

"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."

by blapped247 April 24, 2017

blappeling

When one snores with CLAPPING LIKE SOUNDS!

JUSTIN WAS SO TIRED LAST NIGHT HE WAS blappeling very loudly!

by idontcare$ August 10, 2017

blapper

a black guy that accidentaly raped a tranny

Yo accidentaly clapped this Blapper

by JewishHallickSlang December 3, 2018

blapper

there’s only one valid definition: a good ass song

Damn, that movie had some serious blappers!

by oprah23 December 4, 2022

Blapper

Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.

Damn, ever since i shower... Just Blappers all mornin'

by FingerBangYourSister April 8, 2024

Blapy

Pure happiness, Blapy's a primordial creature smiling at you from primordial time, dreaming of you. Blapy's a happiness window you look through.

"Hey, blapy just smiled at me!" "Someone really nice sent me two blapyz. It was awesome." "Wow, blapy is the cutest creature ever. He stands for happiness and everything."

by Zzizzle.com October 19, 2004

Blaph

To blog and laugh at the same time.

That blog was so funny I blaphed!

by Elizabeth Sulock December 24, 2008