Berps

Goon, clown, fool.

Look at the berps in the maroon shirt and short shorts on.

by WaterRazorFord July 3, 2010

Berkster

A Berkeley hipster

Look at that Berkster's "ironic" facial hair.

by berkeley 15 August 3, 2011

Bernstein Advantage

The situation in which a person's family is ugly. Named for the mongoloid tyrannosaurus family that appears in the TV commercials for the Sam Bernstein law firm in Detroit; the law firm uses "The Bernstein Advantage" as their tag line.

1. Damn, that girl is ugly. I can't even look her in the face.
2. Yeah, her mom and dad are ugly too. They got the Bernstein Advantage.

by Big Swami January 25, 2015

Rank beats

Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.

Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was having a little difficulty taking a dooper.

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

by IsItThough May 18, 2009

neat beets

A way of saying "that's cool," much like cool beans

Friend: I just got tickets to that concert I really wanted to go to!

You: Neat beets!

by fifth doctor November 14, 2011

Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019