Bertsching

When one cheats, steals or uses on a consistent basis.

“Hey have you seen Michael lately?”
“ I have, he is constantly Bertsching massive amounts of cocain. “
Or
“I have, he is constantly Bertsching in Fantasy football, thinking no one would notice. “

by PinkSock4eva September 9, 2021

Berthing hips

When a fat ass breaks his chair and blames it on his wife

So there we were camping and tim pulled the old berthing hips again

by Dolceglr32 October 18, 2019

Betching

The act of hanging out with betches

Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around

Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.

by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008

Bertschingers

people with that family name are kings

Bertschingers

by drew94 November 22, 2021

Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

by Cervellona February 25, 2026

Water Berthing

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025