center of attention deficit disorder 

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.

Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.

center of attention deficit disorder by bornonthebrink August 24, 2009

standing at attention 

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

standing at attention by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Play Attention 

To act as if you are paying attention. But actually texting or dosing off in class.

Mrs.Lynch: I need you to Pay attention not Play Attention Child

Play Attention by oviedolion December 6, 2011

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

penile attention deficit disorder (padd) by Xander913 January 7, 2014

Indifferent attention 

the act of knowing exactly where someone is or what they are doing so an individual may have nothing to do with them while at the same location

-I can't believe she's not noticed me yet. I was standing right next to her for five minutes at the bar.
-Indifferent attention, man. They're born with it...

Indifferent attention by futz! October 22, 2008

Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.

President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011

Negative Attention 

Is when one uses a facial expression that shows anger or displeasure towards another person, then often followed speaking critical language of a particular act or acts.

Tom really showed, Negative Attention to Jim about his recent actions.

Negative Attention by John Wordsleuth June 25, 2021