assblow

when someone gives you a blowjob on your ass. abbr. is AB.

dude that hot chick gave me an ass blow all night long!

by t-minus nothing July 1, 2005

Assburger syndrome

The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you

Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!

by Mudnanner February 2, 2017

Assbear

the shit left over after u wipe ur ass. It will eventually cause a canserous tumor on ur left testicle and cause u to piss out a purplish ooze and give u cravings of FLESH and humens fetus'.

Hey man, u better get that ass bear checked out.

by Jesse Werk May 8, 2005

Assblasting

Assblasting is used before another bad words

"SHES SUCH AN ASSBLASTING ASSHOLE"

by The random hobo under your hou September 11, 2019

assbag

The bag that hangs behind the horse and catches the horses poop.
A source of great stench.

OH MAN! Did you see that bird just land in that assbag?

by nick December 1, 2003

Assbandit

A member of a loser gang on xvi who pretty much spends his whole day with his thumb up his ass thinking of how to be cooler than the rival gang "The Drunken Monkeys"..... too bad that will never happen.

The Assbandits private message me asking me to stop making fun other them.

by Drunken Monkey Queen April 11, 2003

assbite

one who bitres the anal parts

you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass

by dranem March 4, 2005