Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 14, 2023

Absolute perfection

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her

Isas absolute perfection

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.

"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"

by WallaceMan January 15, 2021

Absolution

The word you only know existed because of Sonic 06.

A release from guilt, obligation or punishment.

Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021

Absolute unit

Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.

“Ayo, you’re an absolute unit you are mun”

by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021