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sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
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Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun
Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”
by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020
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Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.
John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.
by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025
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absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.
"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."
by sigmeow April 3, 2024
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absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.
That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.
by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018
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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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