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Max

A dumbass that says he is not fat or small and denies everything
by Dman9212 February 7, 2009
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Max

by Koolkilla March 7, 2019
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Max

A fat chode boi from Long Beach Cali whose favorite thing to do is make disgusting concoctions of gross food then happily slurp it down. He also does this with penis. Max thinks he can rap but he really can't and he's white.
guy #1: Hey roberto does ju wanna go see Max rap down in Long Beach?
guy #2; Nah esse, hes probly gonna steal all of our food.
guy#3: Yeaaaahh brah, Max's only claim to fame is that those kool peoples Sublime and Snoop Dogg are from there.
guy #1: You homies are right, Max is gay.
by ballaballa123 April 14, 2009
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Max

the most common dog name and the best kind of dog
Someloser: Max, ur a good dog.

Max:Woof
by Jazzy-jazz July 3, 2012
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max

An alternative to using the word fail. The use is a shortened version of the word maximum to be used as the antithesis of the meaning:"the height, or peak or success, the maximum".

The use of max can strangely be seen in post modern literature in an attempt to be creative about language. Sadly, the use of max as an adjective can often be overlooked or missed.

Can be seen as lax written with a heavy accent.
I feel that you should avoid overworking yourself, lest your works results be max comparison to the norm.
by LiteraryAnonmoly June 3, 2009
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Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
by fetty woppp November 4, 2016
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Max

Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video
by redstone2628 November 26, 2018
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