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Weird Like Wizards

Cheesiest pick up line known to man, or wizards.
A small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. During one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. Through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the lass wishes to "Go back to his place, to get weird like Wizards". One wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!
by Della Hell March 17, 2010
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summon a wizard

To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.
Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"
by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011
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take a wizard of oz

The classier and more magical way of declaring you need to take a huge whiz.
Mike: Dang dude, I've had to piss for hours. I'm gonna go take a Wizard of Oz!
Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!
by AlrightHamilton February 3, 2021
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Josh The Space Wizard

A guy who wants a go fund me for a bad dragon dildo
Josh the space wizard: Im not gay

Everyone: Explain wanting a dildo
by Not Jay(im hoppy) July 28, 2021
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Wizard

A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.
Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.
by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009
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Ginger Wizard

An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).
Keven Connolly, the Ginger Wizard, got engaged to Jodie Wall!
by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009
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Wizard Of Odd

Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.

He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
Wizard Of Odd, Wizard Of Odd, on your knees, I want a blow job!
by Xiang March 18, 2005
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