Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

wifi phone

A Wi-Fi phone is a device that makes calls over Wi-Fi instead of cellular networks. Some are Wi-Fi-only, while others also have cellular capabilities. They're common from China, where many phones don't support GSM or any major carrier, making them more suited for home use or gaming.

After realizing my Chinese OP phone with 12GB of RAM wasn't compatible with my cellular carrier, I decided to use it as a wifi phone for gaming.

by feldgraun October 24, 2023

wiisportsannouncophobia

The fear of the Wii Sports Announcer.

"I have wiisportsannouncophobia. Specifically that one line where he goes "Out of the park!" and the organs go crazy."

by the upteenth time December 27, 2023

WiFi drinking

The act of drinking from someone else's can/bottle without touching the rim with the lips. This usually requires tilting your head back while raising the drink to nose level.

Ben : "Man, my throat is dry as hell! Can I drink from you bottle?"
Glenn : "Eww bro, you know I hate it when I have to drink after someone else."
Ben : "Don't you worry, my man, I'll be drinking on WiFi."
Glenn : "WiFi drinking? What the F are you on about??"

by BillytheFig November 12, 2023

wilisoni

Everyone wants to be friends with him and he makes people happy just by being there but when it comes to love he is very shy even though he tries his best to face love he can't because his not use to loving someone

Wilisoni urolevu

by 1g3huxhwbs November 22, 2023

Wtfisoatmeal

A word which describes someone who's overwhelmingly masculine, handsome and responsible. All respect him and expect the best from him.

Girl 1 : did you hear about what Chad did the other day ? He's such a Wtfisoatmeal
Girl 2 : I agree, I wanna have his kids

by Wtfisoatmeal November 30, 2023

wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 26, 2024