wilisoni

Everyone wants to be friends with him and he makes people happy just by being there but when it comes to love he is very shy even though he tries his best to face love he can't because his not use to loving someone

Wilisoni urolevu

by 1g3huxhwbs November 22, 2023

Wilsoning

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!

by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005

Wilsonic

Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)

Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.

by ThePenIsMyHammer November 30, 2009

wilsoning

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway

"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"

by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015

Wilsoning

When one craps in the DT room of a local school. Or defecating on young boys for fun and sexual pleasure.

Helen got caught Wilsoning on Oliver

by ste . p January 22, 2009

Wilsoning

The act of becoming sexually heightened whilst sniffing obnoxious smells, such as decomposing matter, rotting food, pig slurry, tannery waste, raw sewage effluent, pea juice, dodgy plum crumble, stilton, a clam etc all left in one container to fester. Getting off on a real stinker

A person who sniffs cocktails of waste samples all mixed together and left to brew in the sun for a period of time until it makes them want to vomit and inducing their ring to tighten is said to be Wilsoning. From the verb to Wilson.

by Wee Willie May 5, 2006

Wilsonic

At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.

I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.

by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023