wait, that's illegal

a meme on the internet from a game

"wait, that's illegal", said bob, seeing a car passing a red light

by leafly anonymous June 27, 2020

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Wait what was it again? Oh yeah get a

Neck gaiter, mug

Wait what was it again? Oh yeah get a

by Turdonfire October 27, 2020

Waitroglyphics

A written language typically utilized by those in the hospitality and tourism and/or food and beverage industries. It can be very generalized or specific to a certain region.
(also, waitroglyphs and waitroglyphologist )

Dreadhead Scott had been a cook in many kitchens, but the WAITROGLYPHICS that the waiters and waitresses used in this place would be difficult for a pharmacist to decipher; time to go to pharmacy school.

(My buddy Scott, was a redhead who had dreadlocks. He coined this term in the kitchen of GAFB, which is long gone, in the early 90s, in the 80001. Scott left us many years ago. RIP brother. He played one helluva bass, loved Primus, and lived life to the fullest.)

by JayyTheOrc November 20, 2020

wait, just don't buy a

it'll say buy a wait, just don't buy a mug

wait, just don't buy a mug

by YOU GOT JEBAITED May 5, 2021

waiti

Waiti is a lovely lady she will always be nice to you she have awesome eye she is always caring to lots of people and you. If you see a woman ask her what her name if she says waiti ask her if she’s single if she’s says yes then ask her to be your girlfriend.

Guy1: where have you been
Guy2: out
Guy1:with who

Guy2:my girlfriend
Guy1:what’s her name

Guy2:waiti
Guy1: YOUR SO LUCKY

by Angel Hohapata May 20, 2021

wait its all ohio

always has been

wait its all ohio shoots in the back of the head

by furrymcflurry21 November 9, 2021