Wuhan Wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also

Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker

by Small booga February 17, 2020

Mask Wanker

A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car

Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone

Look at that woman next to us wearing a mask in the car, she's a mask wanker

by Bruhh4488 December 23, 2021

Bus Wanker

Bus Wanker is a derogatory term for people who commute to work on the bus, This was originally from the british tv show 'the inbetweeners" and became part of popular culture.

"I shout 'Bus wankers' to people at the bus stop because I do not have the ability to do anything original and therefore compensate by resorting to televisual mimicry."

by Jazzhands January 17, 2013

Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

by fubsish September 13, 2009

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Wanker

Wanker: An arrogant or pretentious person. Sometimes this word is used instead of resorting to 'Cunt' or 'Bellend'.

I always wanted to meet a Wanker, but then I met Brett.

by S86849 July 16, 2014

wankerist

A person who's perfected the art of being a wanker.

This man is the wankerist customer I have ever dealt with. What a wanker.

by MrD. February 1, 2018