wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

Wonga Boxed

Ineffably wasted!

Babe, I'm absolutely wwwwwwwonga boxed!

by RhiD November 18, 2009

WongiMulba

When a group of drunk young men gather together and one of them decides to step on another’s toe in an effort to start a tussle to the delighted cheers of community residents, generally urging them to fight. Often they can be heard screaming “Fuck it, go for it!”, for example. This is generally prevalent in lower class indigenous communities in Northern Australia. Often various weapons may be used, such as a frying pan, which may be displayed and promptly used to try and concuss the victim by waving it erratically until it makes contact with his or her skull.

Wongi performed a WongiMulba on his friend Mulba, in an effort to start a violent community war after sniffing various amounts of petroleum out of boredom.

by Wongisdsadas November 24, 2019

Wongism

Cult associated with R. Wong, world-famous optimizer and moral expert

I converted into wongism and it completely changed my life

by Optimizator January 23, 2021

wongan

Wongan, more formally known as “wongan hills” or the “whispering hills”, is the home to national lady sensation Jack Lee. He is known all over Australia as being a smooth operator around girls and MILFs. Whenever he says anything, for example post sex, he screams “WONGAN.” as a way of paying respect to the rolling hills he comes from and the IGA where he was conceived. It can also be used to describe something of inexplicable beauty and passion.

EXAMPLE 1
Potty king: Wow dude I can’t even begin to describe this potato scallop…
Jew Lee: DUDE. Don’t stress. It’s wongan.

EXAMPLE 2
Hapmish: Wow I really need to find some TREN because I’m really skinny and lame, do you know where I can get it?
Finn Cock: DUDE. Wongan

by pkSNIPES420 September 6, 2021

Wongabonga System

Another name for the US imperial system.

Oh you’re an American, how’s the wongabonga system going for you?

by TRStrider April 12, 2022

wongshumongousdingdong

funniest tik tok account ever tbh and the biggest Wong Stan fr dawg

They eat with all their edits and has sexy taste in men fr

-stephenswhore on tik tok dawg

Wongshumongousdingdong has the funniest tik toks ever! They solo all mcu fans fr

by Stephenswhore April 15, 2022