5 definitions by Wongisdsadas
When a group of drunk young men gather together and one of them decides to step on another’s toe in an effort to start a tussle to the delighted cheers of community residents, generally urging them to fight. Often they can be heard screaming “Fuck it, go for it!”, for example. This is generally prevalent in lower class indigenous communities in Northern Australia. Often various weapons may be used, such as a frying pan, which may be displayed and promptly used to try and concuss the victim by waving it erratically until it makes contact with his or her skull.
Wongi performed a WongiMulba on his friend Mulba, in an effort to start a violent community war after sniffing various amounts of petroleum out of boredom.
by Wongisdsadas November 25, 2019
Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.
Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.
by Wongisdsadas November 21, 2019
When two poofs decide to eat muffins off each other's balls and then the left over pubes are stuck on their face.
Both poofs realised they had experienced a Saggy McBaggy and decided to chloroform themselves for fun.
by Wongisdsadas November 21, 2019
A young male with presumed "mommy issues" who once preferred the company of older women and "MILFS" but has since lost the patience for drama and hassle of dealing with the living in any way, but now seeks the company of those who are inanimate and cannot speak or object. Preferred partner is now that of a corpse. Usually a fresh one not long after buried in the local cemetery.
Steve is a Deathbanger. Steve robs graves with the objective of banging old dead whores so there are no additional hassles in his life, or fear of rejection.
by Wongisdsadas November 24, 2019
When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driver’s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.
There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!
by Wongisdsadas November 26, 2019