VALDIR

A person who stay all day long playing video games.

He is a valdir.

by Clever23423432 October 21, 2009

darth vader

Contrary to popular belief Darth Vader is really a fairly pitiful villain. When he was young he went by his true name, Annikan Skywalker, and was basically just a pain-in-the-ass crybaby who never really did much besides win a pod race and beat a weak apprentice (Darth Tyranus). He was later defeated by Obi Wan and became a pitiful excuse for a human being. After being rebuilt into a badass looking cyborg who pwned some underlings with the choke(the one truly great thing he did) he was beaten by his son. Basically, he seems like an amazing villain, but if you look close he is nothing much, he just has a great image.

cool things:outfit, breathing, force choke, sounds awesome, wipes out some sand people in rage, force choke(it simply has to be said again, it is truly amazing)

crappy things:beaten by Luke(who was whiney and un-cool), beaten terribly and utterly by Tyranus in Episode II, was second in command to a non-force user on the ship he was on in Episode IV, whines ALL the time and cries as teen Annikan, loses to Obi Wan(and loses most of his limbs), never even becomes a master

by therob June 24, 2005

Dark Vader

Somone who is renowned for being shady towards thier "friends", a person who will ditch you instead of include you in an activity.

A type of person who is sly, shady and dark towards their so called "friends", hence contracting the name Dark Vader

BOB: Hey Dave what are you upto tonight? fancy a few beers with the lads?

DAVE: errm errm na errm, i'm really tired, sorry i have to go now... *hangs up*
(Dave is on the way to the pub already)

BOB: *sends text message* - AHHHH HAHAHA YOU LITTLE DARK VADER! I HOPE U DISAPEAR INTO THE SHADOWS DARK ONE!

by GBX March 26, 2008

wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011

Ella Valderemao

Ella Valderemao is a best friend and the people that she makes friends with will never give up on her they will always be there with her and help her through the rough Ella Valderemao is a super star!!!

ella valderemao is the worlds best person:)

by bob270 March 21, 2022

vadley

the shittiest couple on earth.

damn, i hope me and my boyfriend don't vadley.

by bleachconsumer101 January 31, 2017

darth vader

when a man inserts his cranium into a females joker lips and breathes out the vag and it sounds like darth vader

person 1: why the fuck is your head coverd in blood and smells like fish
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.

by ur moms v April 28, 2012