Rogue Turd

Most notably found in wave pools at water parks, they are pieces of excrement floating in public waters. It is not known where they come from, but based on size and density they most likely come from toddlers, wearing diapers not meant for use in turbulent waters. They may also be a rare find in lazy rivers.

Rose: Andrew, what is that streak on your face?

Andrew: A wave just hit me with a Rogue Turd!

by Noblegangsta83 June 2, 2010

Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009

link turn

1. (noun) quality pornography
2. (verb) to jack off excessively

Dude, I downloaded some nice link turns last night

dudeee, i link turned to Lanny Barbie for 2 hours last night

by Turtle Fayg March 16, 2007

turgurt

tur-gurt

-noun

The frozen yogurt that falls off the dispenser and ends up on either the floor or the catching bin, resulting in a turd-like appearance. Found commonly at self-serve froyo places.

I was going to get some blueberry tart at yogurtland, but the sheer amount of turgurt changed my mind.

by bbtart July 20, 2010

turd-breaker

A tool used to break up feces in a toilet bowl so that it will flush. Common since the advent of low-flow toilets.

I unscrewed the plunger handle and used it as a turd-breaker. I ate a whole pizza last night, so there was no way that chunk would flush on its own.

by annoyedcitizen October 24, 2008

turdsmirk

Facial expression after crapping yourself and at the same time enjoying the warm cosy feeling.

"My god it smells in here, it must've been Joe, look at his turdsmirk."

by BoomScooter November 19, 2009

Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012