bobble topper

your ratchet ass twin

Bruh, i saw your bobble topper while on a cruise yesterday.

by freshbreath_69 November 5, 2014

bottle topper

A person who snorts cocaine out a girls ass

Franco I a bottle topper

by jkolgf April 13, 2015

ZZ Topped

When you get some head so good that it puts you to sleep.

"Bruh she ZZ Topped me off and I fell straight to sleep 10 minutes into Netflix and chill."

by Ziggy985 December 8, 2015

Tommy Toppit

Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.

"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 21, 2016

Cake topping

To be so over weight to no longer be muffin topping but not enough to be obese

She is so cake topping in those yoga pants

by Purple brackets June 25, 2017

Red topping

When a hot redhead has you waiting forever for a response

I been talking to this beautiful girl but the get to know you process taking forever cause she red topping me

by Savage king wc August 19, 2017

schloppy toppy

to receive oral sex/head

Bro she gave me that good a** schloppy toppy

by Feetfetish January 7, 2018