Textfession

V. Making a confession via a text message.

Janet said she stole a car in a textfession to her ex-boyfriend.

by Sorabird April 13, 2010

Texticide

When you text while driving, walking across the street, or doing anything else that requires your full attention.

Molly was texting me when she she crashed into a tree. She committed texticide.

by belzerworld October 5, 2010

Texticicle

When, either through necessity (about to catch a bus/train/tram/unicycle etc), inertia, or unadulterated loathing of the subject, someone engaged in the act of texting sends a message of the most abrupt nature, thus giving the appearance of being cold, neutral, detached. Particularly problematic in the case of emoticons which fail to convey the full gravitas of proceedings.

"I feel suicidal and I just want the pain to stop"

":("

"Woah, way to texticicle me"

"sos :("

by GeorginaImogen October 27, 2010

Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

Texticles

Your thumbs.

M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf

by MK808 December 14, 2010

Texticles

1. A male to male sexting session
2. Bare texting

I'll send you a texticles later

by HollieHomicidex January 7, 2011

textersation

Having a full conversation through text messaging

I was at work having a textersation with Jane because I didn't want to talk on the phone.

by Buttons823 January 25, 2011