eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles

Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun

by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009

testiculectomy

Having your balls removed, especially by giving in to steve jobs' demands and becoming an apple fanboy

L: Check out my new iPad 2! It is all shiney, and it has an apple on it!
N: Sorry to hear about your testiculectomy man ;(

by whodyouthing April 27, 2011

Testicle Jockey

A person who professionaly rides horse testicles in races.

Carl is a testicle jockey.

by MartyV1014 July 5, 2010

Mug man testicle eater

When mathew and dom fight

Mug man testicle eater fuck u

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008

Holy Testicle Tuesday

Epithet/curse, originally said in Mandarin Chinese, as part of a Firefly episode. Basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . In Chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said "Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN"

Upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

Steve: Are these all yours?
Joan: Yep. Collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
Steve: Holy Testicle Tuesday!
Joan: Thanks!

by Selric February 24, 2015

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008