game tester

just like a normal software tester game testers play to test the game to see if there is any bug in the game or not...

a guy who gets money for playing and testing games which r not even released

crazy gamer : hey yo what do u do u lazy boring human...go get a life man.

lame guy : i am a game tester i test unreleased video games for living.

crazy gamer : wwwwhhhhhaaattttt...!$???....so what games u r working on ...?

lame guy : i am testing modern warfare 2 and mgs5 in different shifts.

crazy gamer : (faints)

by game tester July 19, 2009

Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.

Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!

by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010

East Coast Pussy Toaster

The act in fucking a girl and the without telling her pull out and pour lighter fluid on the outside of her pussy and a little on the inside, then light her pussy on fire.

Man last light i was fuckin this bitch i dont like, so i pulled out and gave her a east coast pussy toaster.

by J-Wall October 27, 2012

teaser trailer

adj/noun; a marketing tool used by corporations and organizations that have much more money than they are really worth to promote a product that is not as good as said tool. Hence, "teaser" is used in this sense to trick the unknowing angst-filled i-don't-know-who-i-am-yet consumer that there is a world out there where everything is roses, deep romantic kisses, and a stack of perfect pancakes floating on a pool of maple syrup flowing directly from the tree. "Trailer" the piece of toilet paper stuck to one's foot when leaving the restroom to notify the world that they have just stepped on a floor that is riddled with the same thing this is movie is filled with...

"Watch now! Teaser Trailer for Twilight 6!"

by Francis Grendelslayer March 12, 2010

Golden Toaster

A term used for a straight girl who a lesbian may find challenging to get. Normally a conservative, homophobic, rich girl who is near impossible to have sex with.

"I am determined to have sex with Sarah. She is definitely a golden toaster"

by lilmissy47 March 31, 2009

Nip Teaser

When a male or female exerciser cuts or rips the sleeves off of their t-shirt. The cut can only expose the arm, or go as far as being cut to show their nipples (or bra). Often, when they are "nipteasing" really well you can see the abs of those wearing them. Nip teasers are not for the light-hearted. Wearers of nip teasers often want to show off their muscles (or lack there of) while working out or strutting around the gym. An alternative to nip teasers in the winter months are "Sneazers" (sneazers are made of sweatshirts or sweaters cut in a Nip Teaser fashion.)

Hulk Hogan and Dog the Bounty Hunter are often seen in nip teasers.

by Nick-a-dick October 11, 2010

anal toaster

When you have a literal toaster in your ass.

Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.

Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.

Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.

by Griffdog55 March 18, 2016