Sudden Onset Cabin Fever

A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.

Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?

Poor dude's probably got SOCF.

What's SOCF?

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.

by I'm Not Bob Either February 10, 2010

uow student syndrome

if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...

then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.

symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.

'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'

Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.

'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'

by fine_dine_decca August 9, 2009

student tears

Student tears a mixture of pussy juice and sperm

Joe : What are you drinking
Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm

by Islay bitches with big asses February 20, 2018

student body president

somthing stupid that makes people u call ur friends decide weather they will vote for u or the other person

i am never running for student body president again

by !?I'M FALLING?! September 7, 2009

Student Hustler

the kid that makes money on various objects or services around or in the school

Kid: I want some candy right now
Student Hustler: If you want it, I got it

by zygous May 27, 2008

sudden CPU arrest

Noun

1. The unexpected and precipitous seizure of the processor, which is responsible for executing instructions through other parts of the computer's integrated circuits.

Abbreviation: SCA

My laptop died of sudden CPU arrest.

by word.doc June 28, 2009

Studding

The act if bedazzling the genitals

I went to the spa last night for a studding.

My friend is studying studding.

by Joblobibubu June 18, 2018