cock stalking

stalking a guy you find attractive. which includes following him places, texting and calling him every five minutes, getting mad when he's with other girls even though he barely knows your name

Josh: Did you see Karen just follow me into this store
Tim: Yeah dude, she's totally cock stalking you

by SmilesGabriella April 16, 2010

thumbs up stalker

Someone who follows you on sites like Urban Dictionary and gives all your definitions thumbs up for no reason.

Having a thumbs up stalker is nice, but creepy.

by udusers1 July 19, 2011

Stalkeresque

adj; sort of like a stalker; in a manner that is somewhat stalkerish.

i followed you down the street, and felt somewhat stalkeresque.

by Samrex January 17, 2009

Bebo Stalker

similar to stalkbooking except using the popular social networking site bebo. this is when someone uses bebo to stalk another; they know things that they shouldn't, such as what their stalkee did last weekend, their middle names, what the inside of their house looks like, etc.

Betty: I was talking to that girl Catherine on Friday, and we-
Ellen: What? You were at the cinema too?
Betty: ...
Ellen: Her friend wrote her a comment saying about it. Why are you looking at me like that?
Betty: Whatever, Bebo Stalker..

by chloeandcaoimhe February 22, 2009

Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.

Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"

by Cybertom January 20, 2009

facebook stalker

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.

"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"

by sm45 June 28, 2008

Parking Lot Stalker

The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.

The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.

by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009