Stalkbooking

A verb {stlk-buk-ing} meaning to creep or stalk one person or more using the biggest internet stalker tool ever; facebook. We are all addicted to it and we all do it, don't deny it.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you on your ex-girlfriends profile again?
Guy 2: Uh, what, nothing...
Guy 1: Man, you're fully stalkbooking her!
Guy 2: Shut up!

by Kayla-Eau May 19, 2008

Stalkbooking

The act of repeatedly visiting one's Facebook wall and/or commenting on one's Facebook status.

Ray : Diane has been commenting on my status all day long.

Tom : Dude, she is stalkbooking you !

by SuperRay February 16, 2010

stalkbooking

when you creep massively on facebook to an unhealthy extent usual participants have no life.

ashley: i think she had a picture of it on facebook..
sara(stalkbooker): oh i know she uploaded it .2 seconds ago ashley that's such old news.
ashley:creep stop stalkbooking
sara:shut upahhhhh!

by pseudonymeqe October 25, 2009

Stalkbooking

Stalking your friends on facebook, a feature made much easier by the newest version.

Johnny: Dude, are you there?
Ryan: Sorry, I was stalkbooking that girl in our math class.

by Lmaowls April 16, 2009

skulkbooking

The act of browsing Facebook from someone else's account, typically a spouse, family member, or good friend. An activity commonly undertaken by one who does not maintain his/her own Facebook account.

Dude, how'd you know I was in N'awlins?

I saw on my girlfriend's Facebook page that you posted a picture of that "Huge Ass Beers" sign from Bourbon Street.

Shit, dawg, that's some shameless skulkbooking!

by herr detweiler November 22, 2011

stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...

can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.

by the real mr t. January 13, 2009

Stalkblocking

Stalkblocking: to block an online social network stalker. The term created by BC is the latest Facebook trend.

It is a word best used to block the worst of the worst online, relentless stalkers that just can't take no for an answer.

Someone who is eventually "Stalkblocked" has a history of sending multiple messages, inappropriate posts to walls, message threads and continues despite numerous warnings.

Jane Doe is stalkblocking! Another one bites the dust! Delete and Block!

by DaisyDawg February 18, 2010