shasturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

by Accidictal June 7, 2016

Shasta

When more than one person arrives independently and nearly simultaneously at the answer to a problem or query (usu. of an arcane or perhaps geeky nature). May also be used as an interjection. Cf. jinx.

"Each of you tweeted the answer at about the same time -- it was a shasta."

Person A (shouting): "The answer is T. DeWitt Talmadge."
Person B (just as loudly, at nearly the same instant): "The Reverend Doctor Talmadge!"
Person C: "Shasta!"

by bibliophagist April 16, 2008

shasty

to take a shit , or your junk ,

Oh shit i gotta turtle head pokin out im gonna take a shasty ,
you almost hit me in my shasty

by kyle November 21, 2004

Snasty

Adjective; The disgusting hair growing upon a womens face, alot of times in mass proportions

Noun; Hilary Clinton

Verb; The act of throwing up after notcing the noun version of Snasty on the women's face that is standing next to you

-Origin
A combination between Sick and Nasty

"Dude Alex, check out the Snastys on that chick!"

by Dylan Duff July 20, 2008

saster

The special bond between a sassy girl and her sassy gay brother, in which they are both each other’s saster.

“Oh her? That’s my saster!”
“If I have to wake up my saster for you, I will do so!”

by Jamés November 26, 2017

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

shasta disaster

Bottom Shelf Rum (see Ron Carlos), and Grape Rum (see Chek Cola)

This is me having a shasta disaster

by Robert November 2, 2003