salmonella

Something that doesn’t exist to some people

dumb girl: “OMG! Just had medium rare chicken for da first time!!!! tasted so good.”
smart person: bxtch you can’t eat that you’ll get salmonella
dumb girl: “HOW DO U KNOW?!!! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE HOW I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE🤬”

by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated January 10, 2022

salmon roeee

salmon roeee is an aesthetic which derives from the 90's,00's and the 2010's.people with this aesthetic mostly wear baggy and skinny jeans,skater skirts and many more trends from the 90's,00's and 2010's.

these jeans i got from depop are soooo cuteeeee it fits the salmon roeee aesthetic

by _saumonnnnn_ January 24, 2022

salmontooter

A good friend is funny most of the time but has his moments, you still laugh though because he somehow makes it funny by blowing something up in the dumbest way. cant shoot for shit but is still somehow good at arma 3. a person that you should really respect and understand. should really find an arma aim trainer though shits crazy. the typa person to fart fish.

damn that guy shoots like salmontooter

by DuckManWalrus December 8, 2021

Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion

You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids

by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022

Salmon Clams

Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slamm’in Clams

Do you like salmon clams? I’m up for some fun tonight.

by FCDubbs August 25, 2022

Salmon

Term used as a codeword for cocaine.
Originated from a chef, high grade cocaine can be referred to as sashimi.

Have you picked up that half a side of salmon?

by El Duderino November 6, 2022

salmondesert

Thats me!

No matter who you are, i love you, and i respect you

*Hey who is salmon?*

Salmon (me) : I am salmon!
SalmonDesert

by SalmonDesert September 27, 2023