Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.
by PeeBee February 10, 2004
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Ann: Hey, I heard Mike gave you his special dirty smoothie.
Haley: Yeah. He made me a raspberry-banana one.
Ann: Nice.
Haley: Yeah. He made me a raspberry-banana one.
Ann: Nice.
by Maudlin La An July 6, 2010
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His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932
by Athalanda April 29, 2013
Get the Smoothie mug.When one suffers from a sustained erection for so long that they get a spot of pre-cum in their underwear.
Dude, my teacher for calc is so hot, I was spooshing by the end of class!
Oh man have fun drying that up...
Oh man have fun drying that up...
by Guavasupreme February 22, 2009
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The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
by PJ lover January 17, 2010
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1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009
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