Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"

by Ana Lee March 4, 2011

Grocery Shopping

Any vacation to an undisclosed location taken for complete enjoyment and maximum relaxation.

Adam: Hey, if any of my friends come by, tell them I'm grocery shopping for the next three months.

by Scorpios August 21, 2008

Shopping Cart

A Mitsubishi Evolution and Subaru STi Impreza.

Look @ the shopping carts w/ turbo that came stock so the idiot that buys it doesnt have to spend money on it.

by Ginger Bonehan March 13, 2008

shoring

Scoring with a chic that looks like a beached whale.

Last night ended in an epic shoring. There is not enough alcohol to endure that shoring.

by Gracism December 19, 2013

mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open

"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

window shopping

A slang phrase for the act of having sexual intercourse. The phrase is mostly used by teens talking openly to each other about having sex while disguising the true meaning of the phrase from their parents or other eavesdroppers.

Do you remember that guy I dated last year? We totally went window shopping together. It was great.

by candycakes23 April 9, 2009

window shopping

when u are hitting it from behind in front of a huge window then u switch with a friend without the girl knowing and run outside and wave at her

Larry went window shopping on that hoe.. what a bitch ass trick

by Henry Choderabbit August 15, 2007