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Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!
by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009
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shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.
Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
by Darrel charleston July 20, 2008
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shiey

A man who walks into radioactive wastelands and sleeps on house rooftops all for a YouTube video, a man who has decided to train-surf several European countries and who finds it hard to believe that normal people don't want to do pull ups several hundred feet up on a creaky metal tower.
"Hey look there's a man on that train"
Yup that's just shiey
by definiteconfussion December 4, 2021
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Shiny Toy Guns

Shiny Toy Guns is an indie/electronica/rock band that originated from Oklahoma. The members are:

Gregori Chad Petree
Jeremy Dawson
Mikey Martin
Sisely Treasure

In August 2008, Sisely Treasure replaced Carah Faye Charnow as the female singer of the group.

They have released two albums - 'We Are Pilots' and 'Seasons of Poison'. They have also had seven singles.

Shiny Toy Guns is an amazing band that mixes both a female and male singer, as well as hypnotizing techno beats and electrifying lyrics to create some of the best songs you will ever hear.
One of my favorite songs from Shiny Toy Guns is 'Chemistry of a Car Crash'.

You're waking up
A part of me i've never known
And i've never felt
So invincible
What took you so far away?
by Izzabeth July 25, 2009
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chips and shit

A gathering with your niggas, usually involving a mexican restaurant or mexican themed event where chips and shit are served. (shit = salsa, queso, or other dipping sauces)

(also known as C and S)
Hey justin, do you want to get some chips and shit for team meal?

Yeah lets get our niggas together and go.
by T-Dizzle47 March 1, 2011
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Jack Shit

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
- U don't know Jack Schitt
- Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son
by Primitiva May 3, 2004
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oh shit bar

The handle found in most cars to either hold onto around corners taken at speed, or to hang shirts and such.

oh shit handle
Dude, you better grab the oh shit bar!
by G$ July 10, 2002
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