Scissor

A line between two stagagmites defining the shortest distance between them.

The average scissor length in those caves is 3.8524m

by Sam Wheat April 12, 2004

Scissoring

Scis-sor-ing:

Verb:

The act of taking scissors and jabbing it into ice to remove said ice from beneath your vehicle. This is so the vehicle can have more traction with the pavement and allow the vehicle to move. The scissors are also meant to be used in a sweeping motion as to remove the freed ice from the area that is being stabbed.

Julian: You were totally playing League of Legends.

Mike: No I was scissoring my car!

by Michu Killer February 11, 2014

Scissor Camp

Where a young lesbian girl goes to learn how to scissor.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Katherine went to camp?
Person 2: Where did she go? Scissor camp?

by Katherine Deeee January 5, 2009

Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers

Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010

scissor sisters

1. A band that bastardized the song Comfortably Numb and is attempting to bring disco back.
2. The last sign of the apocalypse.

The scissor sisters will enrage the gods and frost giants thus provoking them both into battle with eachother therefor bringing forth Ragnarok.

by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 12, 2004

rock-paper-scissors

The only way to settle a dispute before resorting to violence.

Dude: "Shotgun!"
Buddy: "Challenge!"
Both: "One two three.."
Buddy: "Fuckin hell!"
Dude: "Hahaha, you're sittin' bitch"

by Big Tim November 14, 2003

Scissor Kill, Bitch

The act of killing another with a pair of scissors. This of course is not the only prerequisite, you must follow a precise set of steps to obtain a true Scissor Kill, Bitch.

1) Stick in the person, anywhere is fine.
2)Twist.
3)Rotate 360 degrees while slowly opening the scissors.
4)Bust a nut in the wound.
5)Repeat until target is eliminated.

"Daddy, why does mommy have a pair of scissors stuck in her back."

"Scissor kill, bitch."

*Cries of a child*

by Unfrgvbl fo life January 4, 2008