oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations

“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

Pussy Slammer

A woman who acts like she’s the only human being who happens to have a vagina.

I would go out of my way to help her if she wasn’t such a pussy slammer.

by chamuco August 14, 2022

Yahoo Scammer

A dick eater. Someone who pretends to be confronted never stands on their own and when is confronted tried to avoid conflict and hide behind other men like Sam Bito and Herm.

Why are you always booty clapping for other men, are you a Yahoo Scammer?

by Slimeballslatt September 23, 2022

Andy Samberg

the cutest and hottest man to ever exist & the best actor ever.

Mikey: yo, do you know who Andy Samberg is?

Lexi: Yes! I love Andy Samberg!

by s4mbergg July 16, 2023

The Norwegian Slammer

A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.

Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.

Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

Put it on simmer

Something told to/about someone who is over reacting, especially when they're being overly hormonal.

Nick: She's been all over him all night and he's not even single!
Emily: Wow she really needs to put it on simmer

by The bean chillers April 9, 2015

Klamath Grand Slammer

When the second cock doesn’t knock your Copenhagen out of your mouth.

After three Klamath Jammers, he finally managed a Klamath Grand Slammer!

by The Natist June 11, 2021