Stinky Pirate

The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.

Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.

by Fantom January 18, 2006

stinky

undesirable smell....like garbage!

1. Garbage smells bad if left in the sun
a. I feel sorry for the garbage men
2. My bathtub was too scared of me because im stinky. May I borrow your fire hose?

by wakalakalover45 March 29, 2005

stinky cousin elmo

When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.

This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo

by Truth September 13, 2004

Swinny

When man is hard to love, and expects constant reach arounds, its quite often possible to fantasize about your best mates mother. He's hard to please, and certainly even harder to talk to.

He didn't speak a word till after the reach around, and then just said....waaaaa! I'm Swinny good!

by Andrew Swinton September 9, 2007

swiney

When one coughs, sneezes, or breathes and everyone assumes they have swine flu.

Bob's a bit swiney this week, i reckon we should quarantine him with Glen 20.

by Crittle-Lee June 10, 2009

Stinky snap

The means by which a man tests the sexual history and fidelity of a woman. Using one hand, the thumb is inserted into her rectum and the pointer finger is inserted into her vagina. The man then snaps his fingers. The higher the quality of the snap, the lower the quality of the woman.

"After being able to accomplish the Stinky snap with ease, I knew the bitch had way too much wiggle room for my tastes."

by Mr. CB Mitchell June 23, 2009

Stinky Hotdog

When a male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest while she puffs up her breasts, he then starts to titty fuck the poo-stained boobs until he ejaculates, thus resembling a hot dog with all of its fix-ens.

Guy A: So what'd you and Laura do last night after I left?
Guy B: Oh nothing, just watched T.V. and then made a stinky hotdog.
Guy A: .....You're a sick man.
Guy B: I think we still got some leftover, want some?

by KyockLee12345 July 27, 2010