young shorts

shorts that more properly befit an eleven yr. old schoolkid from Taiwan, when worn on an older male.

Meme: Where did you get those shorts, bro?
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.

***David is wearing young shorts***

by David A. Garza November 13, 2007

Banter Shorts

A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night.

The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.

I've got the banter shorts on lads! Shit's about to get fucked up!

by Banter-Shakesphere June 2, 2011

naughty sort

A naughty sort is a very attractive female or male

Take your knickers off you naughty sort

by Msiabsuebsjzb June 8, 2017

Booty shorts

Really short shorts that show some ass while also being tight

Man that girl can rock those booty shorts

by Steelspear 411 June 5, 2018

Sorostitute

It is a sorority chick with her eyeliner running down her face from the gagging tears after a face fucking, on her knees in the back of a alley of Chico,smelling of vodka and water, and captin morgan, sucking you in prayer you will call her the next day.

A girl who is in a sorority that does the walk of shame3 times in her life.

I did Hella Sorostitutes in Chico, But always wore a rubber.

by Master Mdog June 10, 2006

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.

youre fucking stupid, midna isnt a shortstack

by Cjcoen February 17, 2022

basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.

1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"

by patricko1999 March 4, 2017