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A newly entered recruit in Navy boot camp who is thus called on account of wearing blue Navy hoodies and pants for the first week of indoctrination and inprocessing, and until Navy utility uniforms are issued. They are also shorn of their civilian hair styles: bald for males and shoulder-length for females. The clothes worn are also called 'smurfs' or smurfsuits.
The RDC berated the raw smurfs as they failed to grasp the concepts of marching.
smurf by Mongol Cabelin August 12, 2007

smurf dick 

a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick
I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.
smurf dick by Brennon Petrie December 3, 2007
while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking
i smurfed that bitch in a fashion
smurfin by J May 4, 2005
a tribes player who plays under multiple names. comes from the blue text created when you use an "alias"
omg d00d stop smurfing, that's so lame
smurf by Anonymous February 7, 2003

Smurf Her Tits 

When one sucks a girls tits so hard, the nipples turn blue with satisfaction.
Bill:What's smurf her tits?

Jim:Ask your mom.
Smurf Her Tits by smurftit October 12, 2008
While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.
Last night I made this drunk chick b my smurf.
smurf by kstan3 July 30, 2010