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1 definition by
Brennon Petrie
1
smurf dick
a guys balls are so
tiny
instead of
blue balls
he gets
blue dick
I was
taking a piss
and
I saw
Jerred's
smurf dick.
by
Brennon Petrie
November 08, 2007
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