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Shredded:when you high as fuck and you know your not coming down for a long ass time
Guy1: wanna nother hit?
Guy2 nah but thanks I’m absolutely shredded dude...
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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shredded

guy 1: man i have so many friends everone likes me

guy 2:huh? no nowon likes you, you have no freindss. do us all a favor and die.....shredded
by thecoolkidfromdownthestreet April 26, 2009
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shred

Kayaking: Surfing a gnarly wave with grace and style.
Dude you totally shredded that wave! Nice endo by the way!
by shum February 21, 2003
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Shredded

A word coined by a group of teens in the Seattle area. It quickly caught on and now hundreds, maybe thousands of teens in the Washington area are now using the word in a variety of ways.

1) Something cool, to be envious of.

2) To be wasted, trashed, drunk...

3) To be high or tripping, especially on hallucinogenic drugs.
1) "That new t-shirt is so shredded, man!"

2) "Aw, man. You were so shredded last night! How you feeling this morning?"

3) "I'm shredding so hard right now!"
by art-freak17 August 17, 2009
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Shred the Cello

A four-piece Weezer cover band out of Liverpool, UK.
A: "Who is on the bill at Studio tonight?"
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."
by Googlemaps October 1, 2009
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Anal Shred

A move performed by the pokemon Onix in which he inserts his entire head into the anus of an unsuspecting human, while roaring his mating cry, "ONIIIIIIIIX!!"
"Dude, did you hear what happened to that girl?"
"Nah, what?"
"The ol' Anal Shred I'm afraid"
"Oh damnnnn"
by ashketchumisawesome October 13, 2011
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Shredboner

Figuratively speaking, Getting a boner from shredding on your BMX bike.
My shredboner is now limp on account of winter.
by TFTBMX April 22, 2009
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