Splash And Dash

The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.

Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!

by Brian Herrmann November 8, 2009

Splash

a big shit that you struggle to push out, and when it finally ejects out of your ass it makes a spalsh so big it hits your ring piece and can be heard for miles.

thought i was constipated, but just had a splash...its all good.

by dumpmaster9 July 7, 2011

splash brother

Usually, a hot, three point shooting specialist that lifts up the middle, ring, and pinkie finger. Be careful, don't do that in Brazil!

Man he is my splash brother, he can SHOOT THE ROCK!!

by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite March 12, 2015

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010

Roegan Splash

A very large and cohesive bowel movement that detaches at the last moment, resulting in a large splash that creates a "Sea World" affect across the butt cheeks. A neutrally bouyant shit, often due to the large ingestion of corn.

(While standing at a urinal) "Did you hear that noise? I bet the dude in stall number two dropped a Roegan Splash."

by D. Ike December 3, 2007