Roley Poley Throat Punch

When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat

“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”

by roleypoleythroatpunch October 13, 2018

Rule of Law

Rule of Law - One set of laws applied equally to All Citizens without regard To wealth, status or government office

The American Founders established our legal system to be based on the Rule of Law.

by Don Mashak-The Cynical Patriot May 9, 2019

Rileysexual

A person who only feels attractive in Riley Hubatka

YES MOM I AM RILEYSEXUAL NOW

by im shooting my shoot payton January 4, 2021

Rules of Nature

And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

Me: that's a meme so idk what is definition
Guy 1: Rules of nature
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

by Mystei July 25, 2022

Rule 70

Rule 70 is an internet maxim that reads: "If it exists, there is a Jiafei remix of it." The term is influenced by its predecessor, Rule 69, which states: "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it," which is in turn derived from Rule 34, quote: "If it exists, there is porn of it." The term was based of off a trend in the Floptok and Stan Twitter subcultures where people remix songs with the Chinese song Ye Hua Xiang (野花香, which is translated into "Fragrance of Wild Flowers.") and reference a fictional saleswoman named Jiafei (佳霏), a combination of two C-pop artists named Meng Jia (孟佳) and Wang Feifei (王霏霏). The trend was inspired by a previous one where people would remix songs with music from CupcakKe's (Elizabeth Eden Harris) discography, which is infamous for its overtly sexual nature.

Sammie: Hey, did you hear about Chloe's music project?
Kevin: Yeah, she just took one of Beyonce's songs and Jiafei-remixed it.
Sammie: Talk about Rule 70.

by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023

McGuns Rule

When it absolutely positively needs to be shotgunned, you call...the Mcgun's Rule, developed during the manhatten project, it was a direct answer from the germans counter to the shotgun, the blitzkreig. The Americans knowing that their only hope to win the spirits of America back, developed the ultimate "shotgun" which cannot be overturned. The Mcguns Rule is only to be used sparingly and for dire need circumstances, when you must have something. It is the older brother of the Atom Bomb, developed 1 month before it because America knew what it would take to win the war, and much like the Atom Bomb it destroys everything in it's path. To this day, many still consider it to be similar in power to Ryus Hyduken, Raidens spear, or the BFG 9000. Basically it fucks shit up in a way that the people of Hiroshima are thankful they ONLY got the bomb and not the rule that shits on their laughable sho gun rule.

After the geneva convention, many humanitariums stressed to have it revised and include banning the Mcguns Rule, Uncle Sam politely said Fuck You.

Order of Command
Dibs, Shot, Sho Gun, Shotgun, Shotty, Blitzkrieg, MCGUNS RULE

Dan: Fuck I just broke my Leg
Dante: Alright dan get in the truck
Steve:McGuns Rule!!!!!!!

Lanolin: I've been having bad luck with the lady's since that boric acid hit my face, hey theres a slut who will have sex with me as long as I put her down...MCGUNS RULE!!!

by Bukkake Buffet August 27, 2009

Hennings Rule of 40

The useful and highly strategic approach to lectures/class in university. By going to class you must take 50 mns worth of notes as opposed to later copying said notes in let's say 10 minutes. 50-10=40. Hennings rule of 40

You going to that shitty law lecture Sam?? Nah, ill just use Hennings Rule of 40

by TheRelentlessBagel November 5, 2013