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not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022
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Everett Rudeseal

Everett is a munch, typically a box head. Usually groping girls however also enjoys giving blowjobs to fat men in the handicap restroom stall in.
They Pulled the Everett Rudeseal
by Yomama639475 October 7, 2022
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Everett Rudeseal

Everett describes a boxy person. Usually found groping women, but in its spare time enjoys benching half his body weight. Everett is a munch, a rat, a pedophile if you will. But never will you find it chancing the turd off its upper lip.
Oh man steve pulled and Everett Rudeseal again.

Oh look he has the Everett Rudeseal look
by Yomama639475 October 7, 2022
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Land Rudder

The phenomenon observed in video games wherein a video game character ignores the laws of physics, or performs irrational actions of running into and bumping into environmental objects.
You play the game like a land rudder, why is your horse vertical on that mountain side?
by Alieksendar March 9, 2023
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Dutch Rudd

Same as the Dutch Rudder but the Dutch Rudd has to be done in France with a guy called Marcus. A dog watching is optional
Sacre bleu! Please Dutch Rudd me now! I’m gasping!”
by PBC92 April 25, 2023
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Carter ruddell

Mysterious asf . He can pull in June tho
Carter ruddell ate out a model
by Ian yung March 12, 2024
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dragging rudder

1.Giancarlo was swimming slower than normal because he was dragging rudder. 2. Jeff lowered his pants and got behind the jetski so he could drag rudder in front of the jet and release his semen into the lake.
by simps4roast April 24, 2024
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