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The Resting Noodle

When a person eats a mysterious chocolate candy, possibly psychedelic, and falls into a blissful slumber
After the show, we got back to the hotel and he ate the chocolate on table and fell into the resting noodle postion.
by Duber74 November 7, 2024
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Salt retention headache

Salt retention headache - headache cause bu eating a lot

Of salty foods .... try drinking some water & peeing

To relive it .
Salt retention headache can happen if you eat too much salt
by Blu_leef July 6, 2025
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Age of Resentment

The time period when your sexual assault charges are actually liable.
Person 1. Get this, this chick is really charging me for sexual assault. It's only because I have money now.
Person 2. Wasn't this like thirty years ago? She said clearly she didn't want the trouble and she still loved you.
Person 1. Yeah, she is way passed her age of resentment
by Papa Jackson February 22, 2018
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Nah --- just resting

What you smilingly reply if a concerned passerby stops next to where you're exhaustedly sprawled out beside da road and asks if you need help.
Motorist, slowing down next to where a pedestrian is lying flat on da sidewalk: You sick or hurt, Buddy??
Pedestrian, giving a casual and appreciative flutter of his hand: Nah --- just resting --- thanks for stopping to check on me, anyway, though!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
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Bitter and resentful

I mean, if you're so fucking concerned with what happens when people are bitter and resentful...
Hym "Then how about you don't deliberately do things to make people bitter and resentful? I mean, you can't possibly delude yourself into believing you're not doing this to me because you're not bitter and resentful. Well... Ok yeah no you probably can but listen: How about not stealing all of their shit. How about not denigrating them as barbarians. Or maybe not treating their culture as inferior."

Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."

Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"

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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"

Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles
Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022
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