mullet relationship

As coined by Joey Greco of Cheaters fame, a business relationship turned sexual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.

The scene: Spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.

Secretary: Spencer and I only work together, I swear!!

Joey: I think this is more of a mullet relationship...business in the front, party in the back!!

by Casandi July 6, 2008

College Relationship

a bullshit excuse that your boyfriend gives you when you catch him cheating on you. It is essentially a euphemism for an open relationship that isn't disclosed upfront.

I caught my boyfriend having sex with another man. When I asked him about us, he simply said that there was nothing between us, that it was a college relationship

by Sidnaydislikesacheater November 22, 2010

A good relationship

It is none existent.

Guy #1: *dies alone*
Guy #2: “guess he couldn’t find a good relationship”

by Depression :) October 24, 2019

regaytionship

When two people of the same sex are just friends but their interactions indicate something more.. If casual gay sex were socially acceptable between two heterosexuals, they would probably engage in said act.

My roommate and I are going to just stay in tonight and watch The Notebook while spooning in our undies. It's a regaytionship, though.. I mean, he put his balls in my mouth once. It's not like I dug it.

by PhiloKid October 19, 2008

ches relationship

A relationship defined by being inherently undefineable. Nebulous in nature, this type of relationship teeters between the ambiguous and incomprehensible. A classic symptom of this kind of relationship is the response "I don't know" when the question "what's up with you two?" is presented.

We hang out a lot, but we aren't dating. We're more than friends, but...we're not into titles anyway. We have such a Ches relationship. I have a test, I gotta go.

by Huge Pete April 15, 2008

12v relationship

A "relationship" based off the internet by young adolescents who think they're professionals at dating but they either haven't met or don't look at each other when they're together.

Noah and Gabby are in such a 12v relationship.

by filnjvgnlzdfjgvfbj July 24, 2017

monogamous relationship

A fancy word describing an relationship with just one partner.

„Do you see these too over there? They are like super loyal. They are in such a monogamous relationship.“

by Klaaaaus14 June 25, 2018