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children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016
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puking jackhammer

The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!
Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"
by frainslug February 2, 2006
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putanginashit

When a Filipino tries to cuss but gets caught using both the english language and tagalog at the same time.
when a filipino drops something on his big toe his response may be. "Putanginashit!!!!!!"
by ballestamon January 9, 2006
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Putanginamo

Putanginamo means I love you.
This word is a very nice word and a word you should say to every Filipino.
OI putanginamo gago ka talaga!
by Mr_M1ng0 May 25, 2023
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fils-putain

Pronounced "fit-putain" (roughly)

Literally "son of a whore," closer to "son of a bitch" in Cajun French. Means what you'd expect it to mean.
"Look, you little fils-putain, you keyed my car and your ass is mine!"
by Cajun Scientist March 5, 2010
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putanica

ERES UN PUTANICA
by alxxx69r June 22, 2014
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putain

1) Noun: - a prostitute. (literal)
- Bitch! (US) Cunt! (Brit.) (Pejorative)

2) Interjection: 'Putain (de bordel, de merde, etc)!' - 'Fuck it!' (US) or 'Fucking hell!' (Brit.)

3) Intensifying adjective: 'Cette putain de machine!' - 'This fucking machine!'

Often truncated to 'Pute!'
Putain de bordel! Cette pute de machine est niquée, merde!
by Kyle359 April 29, 2006
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