pokemon

An attempt for World Domination by the creators in Japan.

Pokemon will rule the world in the year 2123.

by FhillyMan July 3, 2003

Pokemon

1. A very interesting game, that was warped into a completely ridiculous TV Show, staring a moron with the intelligence of a retarded baboon.
2. A plot by Japanese people to take over the minds of america (e.g "Yousa bomb peawl haba!")

The game is cool
The show is retarded
Misty is hot...<.< Duh..I mean... >.< NO!

by Chameleon August 1, 2003

Pokeoh

A cross between Yu-gi-oh and Pokemon where the main character looks like Ash and the rival character has Yugi's hair. They catch monsters using cards with Pokeballs on them and train them to fight. There are 3 starter Pokeoh and several 'mythical' Pokeohs. Several Pokeohs are parodies of Yugioh/Pokemon monsters.

1. Explodia (Exodia)
2. Crouching Tiger, White Dragon
3. Blue Eyes, Hidden Dragon
4. Jewtwo (Mewtwo)
5. PooPooPachoo (Pikachu)
6. Poochu (Pichu)
7. Horriblo! (Kuriboh)
8. Jew (Mew)
9. Piddlyjew (Raichu)

This series is not to be confused with Digioh and Yugimon which are blatant rip-offs of Pokeoh!

Smash Match'em (Ash Ketchum): GO, POKEOH! You'll distract the ignorant Americans from our secret terrorist plights! Now, USE MEMORY LOSS!

(The person on the other side of the TV loses all memory of what Smash just said)

by Tmunger November 25, 2007

Pokemaster

That one nerdy kid in your school with long greasy hair and a pokeball backpack

There goes Pokemaster

by Aidæn February 20, 2017

pokemon

A good video game and card game. it would be a little popular if it werent for it gay show.

boy1: pokemon wouldnt be so bad if thay didnt put the retarded show.

boy2:ya I know.

by dsfgfddsfgsgfdsgfdsghgfhbrst August 6, 2007

Posémon

Term describing the 'poser' Pokémon of the newer generations which wholeheartedly fail to capture the general spirit and imagination which represented the popular Pocket Monsters of generations I & II, and a few of III & IV. Often these Posémon are poor man's rehashes of well-known classic Pokémon, such as the lolworthy Woobat (Zubat), Purrloin (Glameow) or simply consist of something ridiculous like an ice cream cone which gains a scoop upon each evolution. (It's funny 'cause it's true)

Pokéfan 1: So, you hyped about the new Pokémon Black & White games?!
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...

Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi

by ChurKirby April 28, 2011

PokeOnic

The administrator of Sonic Battle Boards and Redhill Zone, second in charge at Sonic Power Board, and is moderator at some other places.

Yo, foo' PokeOnic, is awesome, mah man!

by PokeOnic February 3, 2005