Pervert Cat

A cat that is chonky and perverted in nature, has ultimate rizz and loves women. Sigma cat

Pervert cat, oh pervert cat
Go up there and take a shat

Go up there, get on that self
And don't you try to ---- yourself

by Macandcheeseenjoyer July 21, 2023

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Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

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pervert • perverted • perverse • perver • pervertism • perverkative • perverpers • perverse family • Perverse instantiation • Perverse Psychology

A young child who is witness to and or propagates inappropriate-for-age, yet humorous, situations or comments of a sexual and/or perverted nature--most generally unwittingly.

Refers to fictitious 7 yr-old character in TwitterBones/Twones fanfic, @ParkerBooth, who is NOT affiliated with Fox and/or Bones TV show.

Did you see the little pervker ask his daddy to show him how to make his pants go "bump" in the front?

by PooBubbleClub August 24, 2009

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Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.

Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."

by graybayou May 17, 2011

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