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Perry the Kooken

To Perry a Kooken is to disregard the use of a knife, like most regular humans, and just rip away at a perfectly good Kooken like a rabid wildebeast. It ensures that nobody else gets to enjoy the kooken because the whole thing is completely mangled
Don't ever Perry the Kooken, you fucking bitch! Save some for the rest of us and especially for that old Gindeh!"
by marcustom December 12, 2023
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Mrs Perry

Not your typical English teacher. Annoying as can be PERIOT no tampon. Always fun to argue with her and here is a quote to tell her “Calm down” -kids bop Karen. She is psycho in her own way🥰.
“Oh yeah I know that bitch ass how over there, that’s mrs Perry”
by Billy Mcnuggat November 18, 2019
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Tyler Perry

The worst think to happen to the African American community.
Tyler Perry is super duper very racist and commits some shenanigans and tomfoolery.
by Bingalingus July 31, 2023
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Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial
Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.
by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022
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William Perry Pendley

“William Perry Pendley”:

1) When the hot stinking poop inside you of changes course and instead of coming coming out your bum it redirects to fill the cavity in your head where a brain should be and then spews out of your mouth

2) To let down all of humanity
Quickly please someone bring a large amount of heated aged dick cheese in here to make it smell better because someone (Trump) just took a William Perry Pendley up in here!
by EPARAPE October 28, 2019
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Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
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Zak Perry-Armitage

Zak Perry-Armitage is a retard who had a meltdown because some kids wouldn’t let him look at them or grope them naked.
Zak Perry-Armitage is a retarded nonce.
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