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Palace of Wisdom

A Group of Adolescants commonly refered to as the Palace of Wisdom. To join them you must be part of an exclusive membership. The Palace of Wisdom is neither Sweet nor Sour.
By having affiliation with the Palace of Wisdom an aura of intellectualism surrounds you.
Bob: Hey man. How did you feel about that test in Biology?

Joe: I was nervous and I thought I was gonna do terrible but as I when I was taking it, it felt like the easiest test ever.

Bob: Ah, you must have had the help of the Palace of Wisdom.

Joe: Neither Sweet nor Sour.
by Alejandro Giorditaggio January 17, 2009
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GOLDEN PARACHUTE

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
by nasty bitch!!! April 10, 2011
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parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.
If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...
by adventureboy April 19, 2009
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Buckingham Palace

Welcome to Buckingham Palace, the biggest playground existing, where even Queen Elizabeth and Tony Blair come to play! Here, your kids and grandparents can enjoy a dive in the bath where the balls connect and the world famous enormous pole of exitement(one of Tony's favourites)! Let's have a quick tour, shall we?

Parking lot

Our parking lot is THE place if you like waiting! We have one-hundred lazy guards who are willing to tell you bad directions! Our guards also provide badly drawn maps, keys that don't fit and dirtroad detours!

The entrance

When you finally reach the entrance, the fun begins! You can look at two Buckingham Guards... TOTALLY STANDING STILL! Isn't that amazing, kids!? You can kick them and THEY WILL REMAIN STILL! You can test your new collection of BeyBlades and they will STILL STAND STILL! You can even shoot them in the crotch with a 9mm gun, and surprisingly enough THEY WILL REMAIN STILL!!! AMAZING!

The staircases

Now here comes a fun part. When you're inside, there are loads of stairs, covered in red carpet! You can run up them, run down, you can CLIMB then, you can jump off them or break your ankle on them! Once you're finished, you can go to the...

First aid room

The first aid room is only 5 miles away from the Parking lot, so you can take your time and let that ankle heal there! Tony Blair will look after you! Be sure to have your buttplug with you, as Tony knows a few tricks!

The Queen's room

Legends and myths are told that there's a secret room inside the castle where Queen Elizabeth used to do her dirty laundry. Try to find it, lead us to it and get a FREE* icecream cone!

(*)Only available when you have collected all of our tax money for us. It's a hard job, you know...

History Lessons!

In here, you can play several games, like "Kampf" or "Gulf War"! Most of them can be unlocked by succesfully surviving the other games without scratches and maimed body parts! Some of the history teachers include Adolf Hitler, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush (Only for the war in Iraq. He lacks knowledge of all other subject, although we doubt he knows anything about Iraq, too...)
Buckingham Palace is a fun place to go for a typical father-and-son-day! The whole family can enjoy the pleasures of Tony Blair and the old demented whore who calls herself a queen! Have fun, and don't forget the buttplug!
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina
She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.
by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012
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rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.
I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad
by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014
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parachute in

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.
Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.
by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010
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