hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

The Nuclear Option

The common act when a classmate searches something embarrassing on your school computer so you get revenge by searching, on their computer, "gay down syndrome midget BBC zootopia fart p*rn" on their computer as revenge.

Classmate: WTF why did you search that on my computer?! The school will see it on my browsing history

Other guy: I had to take the nuclear option unfortunately

by TheWasianSensation April 10, 2022

Optimus Prime

When one uses Aluminum or tin foil as a condom

Baby let me transform into Optimus Prime before we have sex

by Pecker checker April 2, 2010

Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.

Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.

by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009

Caption option

Regardless of what may ensue the caption is optional on occurrences

Caption option pervades promption.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

optimal

An exceptionally bad player in a FPS computer game. Usually used to criticize the lack of teamplay of said person.

"You blinded all your teammates, you optimal!"

by Orion November 6, 2004

optimus

2 inch nostrils

Hey there! I just had a threesome tonight, 2 guys nose fucked me through my 2 nostrils and it worked!

by John F. Kennedy February 21, 2003