offended

a page an ed cool people go to

cool guy 1:blah blah
cool guy 2:blah offended lah

by coolbros1 September 16, 2014

offa

A term used in a poker room for a dealer that gets rejected more than three times from the waitstaff.

Jared got rejected once again at the poker room. He failed with the first girl, then the second and now the third. He is such a offa.

by Jimmy the Greeks February 20, 2011

Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Offence-Tantrum

The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.

"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."

by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015

non-offensive swears

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.

Mormons are great sources for psuedo-swears. Check out my site for more fake swearing.
http://www.cafepress.com/shamelesshumor/643594

by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008

pissish-offness

the act of being pissed off

the way in which one is pissed off

the reasons for which one is pissed off

girl: why is my boyfriend so mad at me?
girl2: i dont understand his pissish-offness any better than you, skankface

by gregoryIS.UGLY July 7, 2008